Funniest... RAB... EVER!!!!
"LETS ALL CATCH THUMBTACKS ON OUR BARE EYES!!!"
This is my favorite RAB!!! It's way too funny.
12 reasons why this is the greatest RAB ever in order of appearence.
1. The Goat, as quoted earilier, cathing thumbtacks on his bare eyes.
2. Making fun of The Christmas Story.
3. The comment about Charlie Brown and the lesbians.
4. Including a reference of Legend of Overfiend, Pokemon, and Yu Gi Oh and make it look like a cult-like-thing.
5. The "rusty coat hanger" thing.
6. The quick description of D&D. "Lots of wierd shaped dice and fuck loads of rules. I can't even read, but fuck it; let's play!"
7. The Game itself. With the goat breakdancing and the cat DMing "I'm gonna role some dice now, and then I'm gonna make some shit up."
8. The Protection from sadness spell and the dog chopping his balls off and being happy about it.
9. The hamster going "Keanu" on the wombats.
10. The scene where they all get high. WAY TOO FUNNY!! Pass the kentucky on the left hand side.
11. The booby dragon (MOOOOO!!!). Every save vs breast weapon at -6!
12. The final scene where the stepdad admits everything. I laughed for a whole day.
Dog: Anything else you wanna tell us?
Cat's Stepdad: No... except.. oh ya. I'm homosexual and your mom is really a man in a wig. We don't even know your real birthday. Your realy parents are hooker and that guy (points at goat)... And he's canadian.
Goat: Hello son. Couldn't find a rusty coat hanger in her basement either, eh? Hehehe! (cat's head explode)
A FUCKING MASTERPEICE!!!! GREAT EPISODE EVER!!!!