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Madness has returned with avengance!!

Wow! How many people died in that one? 120+?

That was, by far, the most violent madness cartoon I ever seen. The guy slaughters an entire club and they get turned into zombies (100% ownage!). I don't wanna spoil the rest, but this is the best madness EVER!!!

A LA FIN TO THE MAX!!!

Awsome! And I don't even play FF that much!

just like "The Matrix has you", I'm going to review this in sections.

Review on the mini-game "Materia Madness" - 8/10:
This is a pretty good mini game, but it should be easy to people like me: people who have a photographic memory. If you can beat it, you'll get some cool mini-cartoons.

Reviews on the mini-cartoons:
1. Cait Sith in the Casino - 6/10: I'd give it more points if I had've played more final fantasy and it the joke had a tad more umph.

2. Yuffie Joins the party - 8/10: "I DECIDED TO COME WITH YOU AND (whispered) steal your materia." Pretty funny, and it ends with a bang where she just blurts it out.

3. Cloud and Aeris - 10/10: I always wanted a scene like this to get messed up somehow, and the fireworks thing was one of the biggest punchlines in it. GJ.

4. Barret and Tifa - 10/10: "I sure do like my melons." That one was filled with innuendo.

5. Ultimate FF7 Parody - Chocolate/Chocolate: Ummm... Beef... Stew... That was the wierdest, most random, funniest out of the bunch.

Review on the movie itself - 11/10: It's done like one of those 1950's documentaries and who better to make commentary than ALFRED FROM RESIDENT EVIL CODE VERONICA!!! This one is filled with a bunch of comical 1-liners, too.
-"Oversized sword: Check"
-"Party members, Aeris and Tifa: Check. Their hot!"
-"Now lets enter a random battle. Don't worry about finding one. Just take a few steps."
-"Don't use status-inducing spells: THOSE SUCK!!"
-"I don't know why random animals carry 148 Gil and a magic fire ring"
It's also funny how Aeris summons the last boss (Bahamut) and it only does 50 damage. It's also funny when Aeris heals Tifa and Alfred/Announcer does even more innuendos. Also, the dancing chocobo while the party was getting pwned was a nice addition.

Overall, it was a good flash. GJ.

Legendary Frog has done it again.

Surreal

Very very VERY surreal. Almost too surreal. Extremly dark, too.

I think the message is "Smile, and the whole world smiles with you. However, nobody likes a downer, so SMILE BIATCH!!!"

It's visual poetry.

Knox has done it again

No use crying over spiller water... unless a bunch of people are making it look like its flooding the world.

GJ on this one Knox. That was pure insanity in a glass (litterly). You're beggining to make me want to re-begin clay animation.

Knox's finest

GJ. This is one of your best movies. I also like the overly messed up ending with the... er... I'm not going to spoil it. It's that good.

Just for the note, I used to animate clay and legos. I know what they went through, and it was so true. Especially the part where the clay started talking back to him.

To those reading this review, go watch this movie. It's extremly funny.

Knox responds:

girl power

...Not bad, Mr. DenBleyker...

Long time, no stick movies. Hi again Robby.

Anyway, this was pretty funny. You completly made fun of The Matrix: Revolutions. I like the way you made Neo sound like a stereotypical Keanue Reeves, the Trinity having a male voice, and my favorite scene with the "Does your mom know you're gay?" thing. I also like the "woman driver" comment.

GJ. This is a good movie. I won't let our history get in the way of the review.

PERFECT!!!

That was copied down to the bone. You litterly recreated the ENTIRE Burly Brawl scene with sprites. This one is one of the best sprite movies out there, if not the best. GJ.

Next time, try recreating the final fight scene in "The Matrix: Revolutions." That should also get on the front page.

Very good.

This movie, as a whole, would be too complexed to review alone. So I'm gonna review the movies within this.

There is no spoon: 10/10. Very comical. I especially like the "Miss Cleo Sucks. Oracle Rules." thing and the Fireboy and Spoonboy. I especially like the constipation line and the "There is no Neo" thing.

Chateau: 10/10. Pretty good as far as action goes. The highlights were when Neo got hit with that ball and the eggs, he fights that dude from Soul Caliber, and when he goes through that door and ends up meeting Legalos.

Zion Rave: At first, it was a 7/10 sprite movie, but when Luke made that statement about not animating the sex scene and did his own little matrix movie, it boosted up to a 10/10. Very funny, especially with the "Let's get jiggy with it" line, the signiture DJ Luke motif, the "I don't give a damn about choice, JUST GIVE ME THE DAMN CANDY!!", the blue pill thing, the sentinal falling on luke, and the clock thing.

Burly Brawl: 10/10. Beautifally animated, but that's easily expected from the guys who made the perfect kirby series. The fight scene was good, but it could use some more sound. I especially like the paradropped smiths and the scene with the smiths coming from the cubs game. Also, it was pretty comical seeing John get turned into a smith after delivering a pizza, neo trying to pull one of those metal poles from the ground to find a box of "Metal Sticks: Good for whackin' stuff", and the scene where he puts on the smith mask.

The Architect: 6/10. Not very good. Could've been better. Sure, it was pretty funny how they added a country accent to the architect, who happened to be a wind-up doll, but this needed more umph.

Final Fight: 10/10. It's kinda like the headliner of a concert, Legendary frog does a superb job with this one. Its well animated and attacks everything that's wrong with this scene, "Shouldn't we go help him?" "Na. It's our job to stand here and look blanky into space." I also like how the scene builds up, yet turns into a sissy fight of Dragonball Z proportions. Then it goes back into the normal fighting stance after a while. I also like the scene where all the smiths get destroyed and the 2 smiths admit their feelings for eachothers. "I got something to tell you. I like you." "Well, I like you too." "No. I LIKE you like you." "Well, this is awkward." I also like how it goes from the dramtic genocide of the smiths to a blue sky with a rainbow instantly. I also like the end where the architect is holding a bucket of kentucky fried chicken and the "In Memory of The Wachowski Brother's credibility -11/05/03-" on the bench. Also, I have a feeling LF ripped of the "Teen Girl Squad" thing with the whole "IT'S OVER!!" thing.

Other than that, they're all good movies. GJ everyone.

I laughed till I pissed myself.

Needless to say, that is a one of the funniest, fastest, and lowest quality takes at a video game I have ever seen, and it made me laugh into I pissed myself. You got the entire story of Starfox 64 in seconds and had that dancing banana thing play as slippy and have Peppy give himself a circumsicion.

btw, about the graphics for all you haters out there: They're only there for effect.

That rocked. GJ.

Now THAT's terminal >:)

Just what NG Needs: Another Mentos parody... with gunplay...

The storyline is pretty awkward, but it fits together in the end. I didn't see the ending coming at all. As soon as I saw it, I laughed for hours. GJ.

5SL is cancelled. I've passed on the torch to someone else (with animation experience). I'll be back soon.

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