IonBlaster's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Madness Combat]

MADNESS!!!!

THAT WAS PURE MADNESS!!!!

I'm a big fan of the madness series, and this has gotta be the best of the entire series. I love the combat, the graphics, the framerate, the cool techno chicken dance song, and the end.

"Our hero has slain 30 men today, and he would later admit he had a good time doing it... Actually, 32 men if you count zombies."

I love this series and I think you or whoever is doing madness currently should make more epsisodes. This is a one of a kind animation.

A LA FIN TO THE MAX!!!

[Marsh-Mellow-Madness]

My ultimate fantasy.

I'd love to be shot out of a cannon into a giant marshmellow, but without falling over a cliff in the end. And for 5¢, too! That would make a huge profit.

Still, I'm a big fan of the madness cartoons, and considering this one has the least amount of violance, it's still one of the funniest. GJ.

[P]

One of the best clock music videos EVER!!!

2 words: Adreniline pumping.

This has gotta be the coolest video I ever seen. The music was good, too. I like who you chose for the lead vocials. I also like the end of the video where... nm. I dont wanna spoil anything.

If you're reading this review, STOP WASTING TIME AND VIEW THE FRIGGEN MOVIE!!! I was on the edge of my seat the whole time.

SpriteRemixClock responds:

Thanks for the review. I had no idea it was so exciting, but I'll make sure to make other movies the same way.

[LateNightWithComedyClock]

Clock humor... nice.

Very good for a first movie. Pretty funny. Make more episodes. It's got the classic clock voice, makes fun of pube muppet, ect. GJ.

WTFNOOB-RedStorm responds:

thanks :P

[Dr.Seuss From da hooD!]

Pure comedy!

That's gotta be the funniest audio track I ever heard. I especially like seeing the titles, too. It's pure genious! GJ.

[Tribute to Blaminators]

Pretty good. This movie shows WHAT to blam.

Now this is a good movie in contrast to "Tribute to the Animators".

While in Tribute to the Animators show people to give good reviews to good movies, this movie shows to give bad reviews to pure crap.

Nobody likes to see rainbow colored sticks with radients for heads fight in a white void and the preloader doesnt even work, so you gotta right click, and the movie loops over and over. OF COURSE PEOPLE SHOULD BLAM CRAP LIKE THAT!!!

So GJ. I salute you and I salute the people trying to blam pure crap.

[Battle for the Portal Pt4]

WOW!!! JUST... WOW!!!

Pure GENIOUS!!! Best graphics I ever seen. Very good copying the clock voice and everything else. It was beautifal (or however you spell it). The sounds were good too.

However, if I knew tricky was going to be king of the portal, I might've deducted a few points, and if Joe Zombie was king of the portal, i'd give you all 1's, but since [CENSORED] got to be king, i say you made the greatest movie EVER!!!

GJ. This has gotta be one of the greatest series ever made in the history of newgrounds.

[N]

Up until tricky...

Up until tricky, the movie was the greatest music video parody i HAVE EVER SEEN!!!

For idiots who dont know, this was a parody of the video "Closer", copied down to the bone, until tricky showed up, deducting a point.

so, gj on the animation. very good animation, sound, and everything else....

[Tribute To Animators]

I see what you mean.

I love this movie. It shows the newgrounds idiot what SHOULD go through their mind: WE WORKED THE LONG HARD HOURS TO MAKE THESE MOVIES AND THEY DON'T DESERVE TO BE BLAMMED !!! (unless it is rainbow colored sticks shooting eachother in a white void)

They don't know us animators. They think we just have to click a few times, when the truth is we gotta tween, render, shade, radient (in rare occasions), ActionScript(tm), mix, blend, add/remove keyframes, do fbf and tween animations, externally animate with swift3d or pinnacle movie studio, ect.

until those complete morons make a movie, they shouldn't give bad reviews. I salute you.

[Cat Gang]

Wow. That's something different.

Looks like slapstick and anime DO mix. pretty good techno-styled music, good plot, extremly funny, and an animation style that, as mentioned earlier, combines anime and slapstick. One of the best i seen in a while. (the interactivity points are for the preloader game).